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maevemilllay: So are we gonna have to wait another 2 years to figure out who is for real dead and...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:39:51 -0400

So are we gonna have to wait another 2 years to figure out who is for real dead and gone and who is alive and who is where and what is who and where is what and why is who and how and wha-

winterswake: I knew I would find her.

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:28:48 -0400

winterswake:

I knew I would find her.

and-i-blog: my-lingering-soul: fierceawakening: peridotx: short-and-really-angry: anxietyandsus...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 13:07:44 -0400

and-i-blog:

my-lingering-soul:

fierceawakening:

peridotx:

short-and-really-angry:

anxietyandsushi:

sushiandtomatoes:

notnearlyheadlessnick:

unrussledjimmys:

sonnivate:

z-nogyrop:

nonbinarist:

standbyyourmantis:

glyndarling:

okamikodomo:

adrenaline-addiction:

seijhoe:

seriesofnonsequiturs:

dancingspirals:

thecrystalfems:

cantabilechaos:

anonymouscomrade:

rikoy11:

bpdrotten:

i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community”

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”

fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable

god can you even imagine

“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”

“What about satyrs?’

“You can wear shoes”

“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”

“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”

“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”

Oh my god it gets worse and worse

Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

ONLY 👏FAIRIES 👏CAN 👏MAKE 👏FAIRY 👏RINGS

Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this

Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!

Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years. I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit. If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage. Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.

Support veelas who dance naked at the crossroads

Support veelas who seduce random townspeople

Support veelas who take shepherds as lovers

STOP SLUT SHAMING VEELAS!!!!!!!

friendly reminder that “ghost” is a term reserved for noncorporeals. if you’re semicorporeal you’re a poltergeist. stop calling poltergeists ghosts.

destroy the idea that zombies “need” to eat brains

some zombies can’t eat brains due to physical conditions that make them too weak to gnaw through the skull

some zombies can’t digest them

some zombies just don’t like the taste

all of these zombies are STILL VALID

DONT 👏 HOARD 👏 ITEMS 👏 UNLESS 👏 YOU 👏 A 👏 DRAGON

This post gets worse every time I see it

OhmyGOD

LET👏SHIFTERS👏INTO👏THE👏COMMUNITY👏👏👏👏 THIS INCLUDES ALL SHIFTERS!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty

DONT👏WEAR👏FLOWER👏CROWNS👏UNLESS👏YOU👏ARE👏A👏WOODLAND👏CREATURE

ROBOTS. ARE. NOT. ALL. SERVICE. WORKERS.

STOP ASKING ROBOTS WHERE TO FIND THINGS IN SUPERMARKETS

stop calling demons evil just because they defied an oppressive system

I’m friends with a minotaur, I know what I’m talking about.

Today’s installment of why I adore Tumblr!

followthecreeper: till, flake and bro jokes

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:08:34 -0400

followthecreeper:

till, flake and bro jokes

thomasmuellers:unmute this

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 06:56:04 -0400

thomasmuellers:

unmute this

withlovefromnordics: littleg3: trappedsou11: whateveriblogis: stoicdaydreamer: psychic-sara: i...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 18:48:00 -0400

withlovefromnordics:

littleg3:

trappedsou11:

whateveriblogis:

stoicdaydreamer:

psychic-sara:

iron-spideys:

psychic-sara:

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

do it my dad bought me tickets to infinity war premiere :))

I’m actually gonna try it myself now

I need a FULLTIME JOB

WITH BENEFITS

DO IT!! THE UNIVERSE IS LISTENING! 💫

I want someone to shoot their shot in my dms.

Fuck it, I need some good luck

Reblogging again this

laufeythejust: Jörmungandr

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 17:49:15 -0400

laufeythejust:

Jörmungandr

dangoblr: How to protect a sunshine’s cinnamon roll by...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 09:03:41 -0400

dangoblr:

How to protect a sunshine’s cinnamon roll by Lieutenant Anderson [See no evil, hear no evil and licc no evidence]

jj-dyl: limii-circulate: Now you’re not a machine anymore, you...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 09:03:41 -0400

jj-dyl:

limii-circulate:

Now you’re not a machine anymore, you have to understand how heavy a life can weight.

Jesus fuck ;-;

phony-time-traveler: This episode was banned for the rest of...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 19:13:33 -0400

phony-time-traveler:

This episode was banned for the rest of the story, but this part was actually pretty genius.
You have a VERY clever twist, a callback to earlier episodes, and most of all,
ONE OF THE CHARACTERS BECOMES THE JOKER

asadfarook: these are frustratingly fun to make sans version

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 19:05:03 -0400

asadfarook:

these are frustratingly fun to make

sans version

rittie:

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 19:04:04 -0400

rittie:

creek-and-stuff: yea i make good content

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 18:55:46 -0400

creek-and-stuff:

yea i make good content

privileged-fucks: Am I doing this right?

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 18:39:47 -0400

privileged-fucks:

Am I doing this right?

Photo

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 13:25:20 -0400

iamtypinglike98madmen: I saw the panel of Batman and Joker...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 19:22:12 -0400

well you see dick, when a man reaches a certain age, he can sometimes get a little excited...

Do you mean to tell me that Batman could have taken care of Joker years ago by simply introducing him to Viagra?

IF THAT ISN'T A RAPE FACE I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS, SOMEONE GET HIM SOME MAGAZINES STAT

that's gonna be hard to explain to the school board

Batman's Greatest Boner sounds like the title of a tape hidden at the back of joker's closet

Ripley's Believe it or Not: The Experimental Years

local man misguidedly wishes impotence on both his friend and himself, while also condemning a clown to a life of sexual frustration

iamtypinglike98madmen:

I saw the panel of Batman and Joker talking about boners going around, and I felt like you guys deserved a collection of some of my faves from that issue. Don’t you guys just love the way language evolves?

browsethestacks: Boner

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 19:21:23 -0400

browsethestacks:

Boner

mistersympa: IMAGINE ROBBIE

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 19:03:08 -0400

mistersympa:

IMAGINE ROBBIE

philipplahm86: He save his father’s legacy !!!

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 18:40:09 -0400

philipplahm86:

He save his father’s legacy !!!

sandandglass: Sara Pascoe, Russell Howard’s Stand Up...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 14:44:15 -0400

sandandglass:

Sara Pascoe, Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central, s01e01